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WE ARE NEARING OUR OBJECTIVE!!!!!!!!

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Broken Wings · Mar 05, 2005 07:59 PM

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WE ARE NEARING OUR OBJECTIVE!!!! Their flag is about to be captured.

Yes my brothers and sisters, our plan has succeeded, and with such ease. We have Hi-Jacked the most successful special interest group in the history of model aviation.

Our numbers have grown. We are strong but WE MUST NOT STOP!!! We must continue to recruit Ringmaster fliers by the thousands. We must teach them the ancient sport of control line. We must teach them our ways, the loop, level flight, and landing.

WASH THEIR BRAINS, make them truly BELIEVE that they are having fun. That they enjoy themselves and the company they keep.

We must put ALL TYPES of control line models in the hands of CHILDREN; teach them SAFETY and GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP. Continue educating them in Balloon Bust and the Bi-Slob. NURTURE THEM through the BEGINNER PATTERN and as their skills increase, move on to OLD TIME STUNT and PRECISION AEROBATICS. Teach the art of COMBAT, CARRIER and TEAM RACING.
GIVE TO THEM THE EQUIPMENT YOU NO LONGER USE!!!

We must SHOW them, ALL Secrets of Control Line Flying. REVEAL TO THEM the OS FP .20. THE ENGINE BY WHICH ALL OTHERS ARE JUDGED!!!!!!!!

Our MASTER has given us the command. NOW GO FORTH my minions. VOTE on the articles before you.

AND AFTER THE BATTLE HAS BEEN WON!!!!

EXTEND YOUR HAND TO THOSE YOU HAVE DEFEATED!!!!!!

PULL THEM UP FROM THE BATTLE FIELD!!!!

AND LIVE AND LET LIVE!!!!!!!!!

Regards,
John Jolley

Clint Ormosen · Mar 05, 2005 09:28 PM

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What the %@$# was that?

Clint

Broken Wings · Mar 05, 2005 09:33 PM

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Clint, you have to use your best "Monster" voice when you read it.

Regards,
John Jolley

Steve Helmick · Mar 05, 2005 11:33 PM

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A good Darth Vader voice would suffice. Steve

Sparky12366 · Mar 05, 2005 11:35 PM

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>A good Darth Vader voice would suffice. Steve

More like PEE WEE Herman

Remember the finish starts with the first piece of wood cut.

Robert Storick
AMA 12366
Saint Louis,MO.

Broken Wings · Mar 05, 2005 11:38 PM

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Now THAT's Funny!!!

Regards,
John Jolley

Clint Ormosen · Mar 06, 2005 12:43 AM

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OK.
Now I get it.

Clint

wcrane · Mar 06, 2005 03:36 AM

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Awkkkk, Humor!

It hurts, it hurts, mommy it hurtsss.

From somewhere near Parkville, Mo.
William Crane
AMA 6733

godzilla · Mar 06, 2005 07:48 AM

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>Now THAT's Funny!!!
>
>Regards,
> John Jolley
>

I squirted a little pee...

The City Smasher