>THERE WAS AN ELECTION?????
Well, Scott, I can understand why you missed it. Our national election took place about 5 weeks ago and our president and all where elected at that time. But there was some minor skirmish about one of the elected offices on the ballot down in Florida that needed to be sorted out.
I think there was some guy named, "Chad" who was punching holes in some of the ballots or something, and some of the people couldn't understand why his ballots had holes and theirs didn't. I think what they wanted to do was go back and punch holes just like Chad's. But they settled it in peaceful fashion, as always, by calling in a bunch of lawyers who went to every court in the country to poll the judges and see how they felt. As you know, majority rules in our country, and they kept saying, "Let's count the votes." So that's what they did, they counted a bunch of judges votes.
Finally the US Supreme court got involved, and they decided to break for lunch saying there wasn't time to do anything about it anyway. So at that point, everybody went home. The guy who won (can't remember his name--George W, I think) had been ahead on every count, and that's the way they let it stand--just the way things would have been if they had never bothered with all that in the first place.
I don't think the people involved had a lot of money, because the lead lawyer for the guy who lost (I can't remember his name, either--it had something to do with giving people an Algorithm.) said he was doing his work "Pro Bono", which, as I understand it, is a Latin term that means, "if they would have paid me, I would have taken them to the cleaners."