I DIG MY PLANES MORE THAN YOU, WOMAN
by Floyd Cummins
Lay in bed at night, look at a dirty book
It's a catalog, you all know well
I've done bought so many of his fine planes
Gonna burn in credit card #####
Then I look over at your snoring face
And a thought does come to mind
Gonna leave you behind
Fly CL full time
Kick you out, I've half a mind
Cause when I gaze upon a plane
Whether it be Sterling or Sig
I get a funny feeling a man shouldn't get
From non-female objects, inanimate
Yes, you do have your talents
But I could get that all for hire
So I'll kiss you goodbye for a final time
Girl, planes do light my fire
That Twister sure did Twist me good
Made me feel all wild and free
That there Smoothie was near the best
I like 'em smooth, unabashedly
And what I did to that Swee Pee
It makes me blush, still
And if I could stand to be Nobler,
please forgive me
I can never get my fill
No, I'll never be George Aldrich
I'm not that class of man
But when I get to rockin on 60 foot lines, son
The ##### do hit the fan
Floyd Cummins