Fellows, This sort of gets my goat. I don't know who this idiot is but the best course of action (my opinion) would be to totally ignore this type of posting. I did get a kick out of some of the comments by folks who obviously understood this was an attempt at humor but unfortunately, there were some comments that seemed to take this guy seriously.
Had this been posted in the humor section then we could all get in on it in the vein it was (hopefully)intended and add our two cents worth to the pot. I myself could have written a great story along this line. In Texas, "...the first lier doesn't have a chance"
P.S. to Leonard: I finally was able to get registered. Am looking forward to the day when all posts must be from registered users.
Later, John 
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