>Well tell your oldest thanks for his service. Tell your
>youngest that it is an honorable and needed service. And
>tell yourself to lighten up.
>
>Jake pointed out a cute, albeit useless toy also made in
>Russia, little off topic but so what. Most of us are
>generally friends here and we do things other than just talk
>serious stunt issues, you have too, I've seen it.
>
>As for my 'Balloon Fetish', your just going to have to tough
>it out man, it's a Rule Book Event #333, one I happen to
>enjoy. So if we do go all restrictive on this here board
>and only talk about things control line, I'm in safe with
>popping balloons.
>
>Now, I could have come in all nice and cozy and tried to
>smooth things over saying, 'Oh John, I'm sorry I didn't mean
>it to be taken so seriously. I apologize for having upset
>you with my harsh and callous statements. Please forgive
>me."
>
>But I'd much rather just tell ya ta stick it and come back
>later when you've seen your making a big deal out of nothing
>that you started in the first place. But then thats
>Leonard's job.
>
>In all seriousness though, if I'd known that you would have
>gotten all nasty about it, I probably would have changed my
>statement from the original 'the world needs commies' thing
>to 'Don't know, looks like fun to me. My 15 year old would
>probably like to play with it. And my brother. And my
>father.'
>
>But no, you've been too nasty for that. Anyone who has a
>seperate view of yours is to be belittled or called some
>kind of balloon pervert, so STICK IT.
>
>If'n you wanna talk model airplanes or other things, don't
>think that I hold a grudge about anything and post it. Most
>of these 'disturbances' are just the misunderstandings of
>the web and would never happen face to face.
>
>From somewhere near Parkville, Mo.
>William Crane
>AMA 6733
It's hardly useless, nor is it a toy either. It's actual intended purpose is as a training device for the Bizon SMG used by Russian (and other) special ops personnel and police. It is used to teach fire discipline and proper target engagement techniques (i.e. don't blast off the whole mag downrange in the general direction of the target and hope for a hit) without having to resort to the expense and elaboration of a range suitable for live ammo.
It might interest you all to know that during WW-2, the US Army Air Corps and US Navy used compressed air powered BB machine guns to train bomber and other aircraft gunners for the same reasons.
It (Drozd) gets the cute yellow "Bumble Bee" scheme so as to be "non-threating" for US import.
My point was two fold: the Russians have buried Cox .049s, and there are devices like the Hyper-Viper which may (like the Drozd) prove useful as stepping stones into the higher levels of PA (or shooting).
Jake