He, He, He, He, Chuckle!
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He, He, He, He, Chuckle!
Howard, would that have been Charles "Chuck" Berry, regarding water injecting the fab "Hotrod Lincoln"? We had a '49 Lincoln Cosmopolitin, and that puppy never ran well, even on AvGas. Maybe it needed water in the gas... At least it was a stick shift...with power windows. Guess why I remember the power windows?
(for D.Dirt) Lefty
SteveHot Rod Lincoln
( Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen )
My pappy said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln"
Have you heard this story of the Hot Rod Race
When Fords and Lincolns was settin' the pace?
That story is true, I'm here to say
I was drivin' that Model A
It's got a Lincoln motor and it's really souped up
That Model A Vitimix makes it look like a pup
It's got eight cylinders, uses them all
It's got overdrive, just won't stall
With a four-barrel carb and a dual exhaust
And four-eleven gears you can really get lost
It's got safety tubes, but I ain't scared
The brakes are good, tires fair
Pulled out of San Pedro late one night
The moon and the stars was shinin' bright
We was drivin' up Grapevine Hill
Passing cars like they was standing still
All of a sudden in a wink of an eye
A Cadillac sedan passed us by
I said, "Boys, that's a mark for me!"
By then the tail light was all you could see
Now the fellas was ribbin' me for bein' behind
So I thought I'd make the Lincoln unwind
Took my foot off the gas and man alive
I shoved it on down into overdrive
Wound it up to a hundred and ten
My speedometer said that I hit top end
My foot was glued like lead to the floor
That's all there is and there ain't no more
Now, the boys all thought I'd lost my sense
And telephone poles looked like a picket fence
They said, "Slow down! I see spots!"
The lines on the road just look like dots
Took a corner; sideswiped a truck
Crossed my fingers just for luck
My fenders was clickin' the guardrail posts
The guy beside me was white as a ghost
Smoke was comin' from out of the back
When I started to gain on that Cadillac.
Knew I could catch him, I thought I could pass
Don't you know by then we'd be low on gas?
We had flames comin' from out of the side
Feel the tension, Man! What a ride!
I said, "Look out, boys, I've got a license to fly!"
And that Caddy pulled over and let us by
Now all of a sudden she started to knockin'
And down in the dips she started to rockin'
I looked in my mirror; a red light was blinkin'
The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln!
They arrested me and they put me in jail
And called my pappy to throw my bail
And he said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that Hot ... Rod ... Lincoln!"
Oh! Maybe you were thinkin' of "Maybellene"? I'll be right back!
» Maybellene 
Maybellene, why can't you be true
Oh Maybellene , why can't you be true
You've started back doin' the things you used to do
As I was motivatin over the hill
I saw Maybellene in a Coup de Ville
A Cadillac arollin' on the open road
Nothin' will outrun my V8 Ford
The Cadillac doin' about ninetyfive
She's bumper to bumper, rollin' side by side
Maybellene
The Cadillac pulled up ahead of the Ford
The Ford got hot and wouldn't do no more
It then got cloudy and started to rain
I tooted my horn for a passin' lane
The rainwater blowin' all under my hood
I know that I was doin' my motor good
Maybellene
Solo guitar
Maybellene
The motor cooled down the heat went down
And that's when I heard that highway sound
The Cadillac asittin' like a ton of lead
A hundred and ten half a mile aheadv The Cadillac lookin' like it's sittin' still
And I caught Mabellene at the top of the hill
Maybellene
Solo guitar
Maybellene
Maybellene, why can't you be true
Oh Maybellene , why can't you be true
You've started back doin' the things you used to do
As I was motivatin over the hill
I saw Maybellene in a Coup de Ville
A Cadillac arollin' on the open road
Nothin' will outrun my V8 Ford
The Cadillac doin' about ninetyfive
She's bumper to bumper, rollin' side by side
Maybellene
The Cadillac pulled up ahead of the Ford
The Ford got hot and wouldn't do no more
It then got cloudy and started to rain
I tooted my horn for a passin' lane
The rainwater blowin' all under my hood
I know that I was doin' my motor good
Maybellene
Solo guitar
Maybellene
The motor cooled down the heat went down
And that's when I heard that highway sound
The Cadillac asittin' like a ton of lead
A hundred and ten half a mile ahead
The Cadillac lookin' like it's sittin' still
And I caught Maybellene at the top of the hill
Maybellene
Howard...sorry for ever doubting you!
Steve
PS: I can't find San Pedro on the map. But I been up the Grapevine, passin' cars like they was standin' still....
/\/\/
Son, your going to drive me to soda,
if you don't stop driving that "Hot Rod" Skoda!
Said PW to HR

1.The water when vaporized in the inlet reduces the inlet tmeperature. Thus enabling agreater delta T, or the ability to get the turbine inlet temperature lower and the change in temperature greater--translates directly to increaced thrust because hotter air expands more, therby increacing flow rate.
2. Increaces mass of volume accelerated through the engine. Again, more thrust.
Water being vaporized in the inlet in a recip burning gasoline lowers the temperature again, typically for turbo or supercharged instalations to reduce the inlet temperatures and reduce the chance of detonation in the comustion chamber. An effective intercooler does the same job without the weight penalty of carrying the water. However cumulatively, both can increace BMEP with lower temperatures--more HP.
I'll let Al experiment with water in alcohol based fuel and see what happens...I'll watch.
Dave
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From somewhere near Parkville, Mo.
William Crane
AMA 6733
I suspect you'd need a LOT of water - which brings up the weight-of-water issue again. To carry enough on a plane for the whole flight, you'd negate the gains you made in thrust, at best.
I hate to see this, but there have been enough incorrect--some pretty outlandish--statements in his column that I gave up reading them a couple years ago.
It will happen to me some day--many think it already has--and in light of his many contributions over the years, let's just shrug it off.
Dan
Bigiron
Ron B.
F4Fguy
C'mon Dan don't give up.Watching us old farts self destruct is part of the fun.Besides,given the amount of total B.S. from this particular source I have to suspect he is,as the Brits would say,"having us on".
Now,about adding glass beads to increase fuel flow by making it roll better.......................
Ron B.
As I read the Wagner article, the 'jist' of it was saying is that an obsession with H2O taken up in the fuel is not justified interms of pure power output...maybe not steadiness off run, but he didn't address a "stunt run"...but he DID address internal corrosion.
AND...if you read the entire article...he is tying in the concept of bearing corrosion due to water in fuel...which he goes on to state is REALLY due to a chemical reaction of the fuel and brass tank components...?...that produces a residual water/acid contaminated sludge...AND THAT is what eats up bearings.
I may have missed something here, (as I am on the SPECIAL list that gets the AMA magazine in time for a fun Saturday evening news)!
BUT...is Wagner losing it?
I think NOT.
And you could always provide an article to the AMA magazine yourself every month or two, although it easier to write disparinging e-mails about something taken out of context.
Judging from the way some guys jumped on Elmore for trying to find the origin of a unidentified prop/thrust washer, I think there is a need to THINK and try to interpolate what something that a well meaning contributor is providing us...
that washer means nothing to anyone except about 20% of the E-bay buyers getting engines that have lost the thrust washer...maybe 20% of E-bay engines ARE missing needle valves and thrust washers.
That is all...chill out guys.
Read between the lines...add to our info strings, don't subtract.
Pete
Joe did not seem to be joking around. In fact he states "....l'm still surprised by what happened." Toward the end of the article he gives several facts concerning the engine used in the test which may have contributed to the results being what they were. Joe wagner was at one time and/or still is enough of a recogmized authority on engines and modeling that magazines have been publishing him for years.
It would seem that someone trying to replicate the results or disprove them would be beneficial.
Mel
Bigiron
Bigiron
I have it on very good authority (Buzz Wilson) that Jeff has laid "Ballad of the Folken A" down in CD format. Next time Howard buys a fuel shut-off, maybe Jeff will throw in a CD.
Alas, all is not good news: I have been forced to place Pete Munroe's name on the "Doesn't get it" listing. A probationary period is a possibility, pending good and humorous conduct for the next three months.
Dan
JOE,
VERY COOL NOBLER!!!
TED
P.S., SURE WISH I HAD ONE!
I have no clue to whether this stuff might actually run in an engine, but I would assume that if it does, you would have to shake it up first. Too bad it is so cold outside, otherwise I would grab some one of my FP's and try it. But I hope if your fuel would ever absorb this much water, that you would notice it!
This setup worked well because the water didn't get mixed with the fuel until delivery at the manifold, so no need to worry about it staying mixed in the tank. Only problem was if you were not careful you could hydro lock your engine with too much water, and also, relying on vaccuum feed wasn't ideal since it drew less water when you wailed on it and manifold pressure dropped. So it didn't have a big effect on hot rodding, but it was great for highway cruising and peppy moderate driving.
Just like some polyprope, or even a little gasoline, I'm sure water could have a plus effect on HP or economy with our engines under the right conditions. BUT...I sure wouldn't want to do this on one of my ST46 or ST60's though. Can you say rusty ball bearings?!
Eric Viglione
And, of course thats how "compressor washes" are done on turbine engines.
So far as I know, when water or water/meth is used to augment power in piston or turbine engines, it is injected into the AIR not the fuel. The latent heat of vaporisation cools the air, increasing charge density - hence the permanent foggy morning effect.
On full size aircraft, it is a poor substitute for installing the right size engines, and has been fitted to some notorious ground huggers - some models of Jetstreams, metro and HS748's fer instance.
I can say from first hand experience what "wet" fuel or high humidity does in speed & pylon engines running on 80:20 fuel - instant detonation, requiring the head to be shimmed up, costing power.
Cheers, Dave
I wonder what the red layer is. I would think that oil would be on the top. But you can see there is very little left of the red coloring in the upper layer. I thought that the red coloring is coming from the Klotz component of the lube. I don't know whether this is a dye or intrinsic to the oil (I guess the former since it is on the bottom now)
Added:
I decanted the top layer into another jar, and at least by touch, it feels like the alcohol-water mixture. By contrast, the red stuff feels oily. There is ~1/2 oz of the red stuff.Originally there was 0.4 oz of Klotz in the Sig fuel, so maybe that is what the red layer is. I didn't realize that it is heavier than water. I wonder if that means that there is still some Castor up in the top layer. I note that Joe Wagner fuel was all castor.
For the heck of it, I poured some of the top layer into a jar cap, and lit it. Certainly seemed to burn ok! At the end I was left with oiley layer with some brown crud (Fox crust!). Good old smell of burning castor. So I conclude that the bottom red layer was Klotz, and the top layer a combo of castor, methanol, nitro, and good ol' H2O.
I guess I need to do another experiment with some all castor fuel, just to see what happens.
UPDATE!!!
Dang if the Cranapple juice didn't make the fuel taste bad too. Is there ANY reason for this junk other than to make something else bitter and un-etible?
Save the world, band the Cranberry.
From somewhere near Parkville, Mo.
William Crane
AMA 6733
Every time I read "Ted Fancher" and "Nobler" in the same posting my heart aches...
You know why...
Ion
Old fuel(presumably some that has picked up moisture) has trouble keeping the fire lit. It is hard to start, needs to run leaner, and is prone to quitting. All things that Joe W. discovered by adding water directly. The motor was hard to start and needed extra warm up to run, ON A TEST STAND. I am sure he would have experienced all the classic bad fuel problems if he had tried to fly with the mix.
The old fuel problems are almost identical to the old glow plug problems. When a plug gets worn out the motor is harder to start, won't run smooth, and has to be run leaner, risking quitting from fuel starvation.
Both scenarios seem to be due to combustion problems. Either the water is killing the combustion, or the worn out plug doesn't start it reliably. So an engine with a really broad needle valve setting range is likely going to be more tolerant than a competition engine that has to be set precisely.
I have one of the Dubro line connectors on the top of my jug, you unplug the line, hook your fueler up and suck out the juice, then put the line back over. Once, about 6 years ago, I had a buddy that 'borrowed' some fuel, after the end of the day he wanted to 'return' what he didn't use. I don't normally put back in once I take out, but this is an RC guy who for some reason still had fuel in his tank, didn't fly it out. Now I'm not knocking RC guys, but the fact is that THEY don't have to wait till the tank is empty to land, therefore, at the end of the day he still had fuel in his tank. So he put it back in my jug by taking my cap off and squirting it back in. He also left the cap off. After a short rain storm, I found my fuel with the cap off. I also found it impossible to have a reliable engine run on the next tank of fuel. Replaced the fuel and all was well.
More power? Who cares. NO CONTINUITY!
This is like discussing whether it actually causes damage to slam your hand in a door, or does it just look bad? Answer is IT HURTS MORON, STOP DOIN IT!
From somewhere near Parkville, Mo.
William Crane
AMA 6733