I'll be darned! Am I a soccer player???

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Ion Muniz · Jan 16, 2004 06:26 AM

I ran a google search on "Ion Muniz" (I do it once in a while as a precaution against record piracy and other "nice" stuff) and I found out that I'm an argentinian soccer player in tip top shape and worthy 300,000 euros!

I don't think there are no argentinians called Ion muniz, I wonder what the heck is this!

The site is writen` in German, and I got it translated.

Check it out...

http://www.shoprabatt.de/action-soccer/aufstellung.php4?st=340&lv=ar

What could this be????????

Sure looks fishy to me...

Ion (soccer player?) Muniz

catdaddy · Jan 16, 2004 09:49 AM

RE: I'll be darned! Am I a soccer player#1 source

Ion,
I believe you've stumbled onto a hideous organized effort to steal people's identities so that aliens from other planets can play organized soccer in Germany.

regards,
Rick "catdaddy" Blankenship

cyberflyer · Jan 16, 2004 10:05 AM

RE: I'll be darned! Am I a soccer player#2 source

Heh, heh, heh....

Actually, you are an unwitting result of one of our experiments in cloning your species and distributing copies in various South American countries to study the effect of environment on differentation. We had expected all of the sprogs in your vat to take to sports, but for some reason you ended up interested in music.

I guess we'll have to add a little more re-inforcer to the genetic trait splice routine on the next batch.

Cy.

If it were easier than this, it
wouldn't be called a hack.

Ion Muniz · Jan 16, 2004 01:43 PM

RE: I'll be darned! Am I a soccer player#3 source

Cloning me?

You gotta be nuts!

Imagine 50 Ions st this forum...

Ion (clone nº 15) Muniz

Ron · Jan 16, 2004 01:58 PM

RE: I'll be darned! Am I a soccer player#4 source

>Cloning me?
>
>You gotta be nuts!
>
>Imagine 50 Ions st this forum...

>
>Ion (clone nº 15) Muniz

You could have your own "Big Band"

Ion Muniz · Jan 17, 2004 10:17 AM

RE: I'll be darned! Am I a soccer player#5 source

>>Cloning me?
>>
>>You gotta be nuts!
>>
>>Imagine 50 Ions st this forum...

>>
>>Ion (clone nº 15) Muniz
>
>You could have your own "Big Band"

WOW! I hadn't thought about that!

Even if the musicians were not the best availabe they would be of one mind, such a band would relly swing!

Ion

Jay Williams · Jan 17, 2004 10:27 AM

RE: I'll be darned! Am I a soccer player#6 source

LAST EDITED ON Jan-17-04 AT 10:32 AM (CDT)

I'm a Basketball player. Funny thing is I am taller than him and heavier too. Wouldn't mind the tan he has though.

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/jay_williams/?nav=page

I am also a Web page designer.

http://www.jwdc.com/jwdc/home.html

Check it out! I am a lady too.

Would mind having half the money these guys are making.

Jay