HELP

Help,,, I'm being held captive by Mrs. Ragman in Las Vegas. I haven't had a SSW fix in 6 days. I found this keyboard in an empty room and have just figured how to use it... I need some one from the NCCL to rescue me,,,, or send lots of money so I can buy my freedom.....Can't find anyone in Vegas that even knows what a U/C is BUT they are willing to bet they can beat it!! You have no idea how hard it is to read tis on a room Tv..... Help HELP Help soon please
Fowler, how can I ever teach you to be the kind of flyer you think you are if I'm stuck down here???
OH gotta go I think I hear her comin' down the hall
SEND lotsa money
Rog aka: 66ragman aka: ROF aka: several other non endearing names per Mrs. 66ragman

A U/C is an undercarriage.

And Vegas is the home of the lead university for the mathmatically challeneged. They exist solely to give millions of people money. This explains why the buildings are so rundown and there is no free food, drinks, hookers, etc. etc. etc.

I'll never understand the fascination. Then again I don't understand why more people don't stand around carving balsa into airplanes.

>A U/C is an undercarriage.

I checked the site and found that you are ABSOLUTELY correct, so???

Hang on Rog!....... How much would it cost me to keep you there?

Seems to me that some years back you would have been delighted to be held captive by the lovely Mrs. Ragman. So what happened? Viagra failure? You should try the new drug "Lazurusia" it will "raise the dead".

Actually I was looking forward to your guidance this year. The only thing I ask is that you quit barfing on your shoes after about 20 laps..... it's so distracting!

Have a good time and get back soon.

Rag,
Save yourself a lot of time. As soon as you walk into one of those places, walk up to the cashier window and just empty your wallet. Then get your bags and go home. Saves a lot of time. Not any money just time, and your time is what they really want. That is why you never see a clock in any of those places.

ps- Just think of all the U/C - C/L stuff you could have bought.

Paul

>Rag,
>Save yourself a lot of time. As soon as you walk into one of
>those places, walk up to the cashier window and just empty
>your wallet. Then get your bags and go home. Saves a lot of
>time. Not any money just time, and your time is what they
>really want. That is why you never see a clock in any of
>those places.

Yeah I did start doing it different AND it was more fun... I just walked into the slot area and started throwing quarters around the room.... Had a lot more fun watching those old blue haird ladies divin' under the chairs and stuff, rollin' around, fightin' and pullin' hair. Tha was a whole lot more excitin'....

>
>ps- Just think of all the U/C - C/L stuff you could have
>bought.
>
>Wow,,, thats an ugly thought,, there went a couple of PAs, half a dozen of Walters kits, AND MUCH MORE boo hoo hoo
>Paul

Don't even bother going in. Just open the door and throw in your paycheck. Then go home. Saves a whole bunch of time, trust me.

You should try the new drug
"Lazurusia" it will "raise the dead".

You speak with authority on the above subject, a little first hand knowledge I would presume.

>Actually I was looking forward to your guidance this year.
>The only thing I ask is that you quit barfing on your shoes
>after about 20 laps..... it's so distracting!

I DON'T BARF!!!,, I fall down...(only sometimes)

Tony Drago live there, call him, he is a U/C flyer.

>Tony Drago live there, call him, he is a U/C flyer.

was unsuccesful in contacting him mrs ragman caught me on the phone......

Thanks guys for all the wonderful advice,,,no money, just advice.. Well it is of no importance now, last night I escaped..I discovered that The Mrs. ragman did not purchase a return ticket for me (some message there) so I stowed away in a 737 disguised as a LARGE duffel bag (no comments from Fowler about "very" large bag)..Escape was difficult, Mrs ragman had been watching the news about the Iraqi prisoners and kept me blindfolded on a leash in the nude ( theres a visual for ya!) But it backfired on her, there was an S & M convention going on and I fit right in..SO, yes Dick you are safe, your hero has returned unscathed and ready to mold you into the flyer you have always wanted to be....Lesson One you need to repeat, it's the one on charisma....RRRRRRRRRR see ya soon..