A blonde finds herself in dire trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in
serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she
decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I
have lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm
going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the
lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house and I'm
going to lose my car as well ."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost
my
business, my house, and my car. My children are starving.
I don't often ask you for help, and I have always been a
good servant
to
you. PLEASE just let me win
the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in
order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens
open and the blonde is confronted by the voice of God
Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this......
Buy a ticket!"