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Why is there an oil shortage?

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66ragman · Apr 12, 2004 11:11 PM

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There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.

Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

All of our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, Oklahoma, and over seas. All our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.


Rog aka: 66ragman aka: ROF aka: several other non endearing names per Mrs. 66ragman