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Why are we still there???

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peabody · Jan 05, 2004 02:53 PM

#0 source
The land is too large to secure all of it. The bad people causing this damage can roam anywhere, and we can't possibly police the whole place. Why are we still there?

We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us nothing but trouble. Why are we still there?

Their government is unstable, and in the process of changing. Why are we still there?

Refugees are fleeing by the thousands, driven from their homes. Why are we still there?

It will cost billions to rebuild, which we can't afford. Why are we still there?

There are more than 1000 religious sects.

We can't even secure the borders. Why are we still there?

And to repeat. Every day we hear of more Americans killed in this dangerous land.

It is clear what we must do!

We must abandon California.

See Ya

Peabody

billbyles · Jan 06, 2004 07:11 PM

#1 source
Your point is...? Is this supposed to be humorous?

Bill Byles

Old Sourdough · Jan 06, 2004 09:15 PM

#2 source
Hey, Billy.

This one is a bit funny, unless, of course,one lives in California and loves it and her foibles.

The Old Sourdough
Ruksakinmakiak, Alaska, US of A

billbyles · Jan 07, 2004 03:54 PM

#3 source
>Hey, Billy.
>
>This one is a bit funny, unless, of course,one
>lives in California and loves it and her foibles.


Paul,

I can understand why someone would live in Alaska (beautiful country, not too many people) & California (beautiful country, too many people) but New Jersey???...but to live in New Jersey and take shots at some (or any) other state??????????

Bill Byles

dennis · Jan 07, 2004 04:18 PM

#4 source
>>Hey, Billy.
>>
>>This one is a bit funny, unless, of course,one
>>lives in California and loves it and her foibles.
>
>
>Paul,
>
>I can understand why someone would live in Alaska (beautiful
>country, not too many people) & California (beautiful
>country, too many people) but New Jersey???...but to live in
>New Jersey and take shots at some (or any) other
>state??????????

by any act, error, or omission, I have, intentionally or
unintentionally, displayed any breedist, disciplinist, sexist, racist,
culturalist, nationalist, regionalist, localist, ageist, lookist, ableist,
sizeist, speciesist, intellectualist, socioeconomicist, ethnocentrist,
phallocentrist, heteropatriarchalist, or other violation of the rules of
political correctness, known or unknown, I am not sorry and I encourage you
to get over it.


You have to understand that living in Jersey requires the constitution of a pit bull. That said you can understand why their sense of humor and politics is so tart. However the best that I can say about California is LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAND. No explanation will be offered or should be needed.
Dennis

billbyles · Jan 09, 2004 02:56 PM

#5 source
>>>Hey, Billy.
>>>
>>>This one is a bit funny, unless, of course,one
>>>lives in California and loves it and her foibles.
>>
>>
>>Paul,
>>
>>I can understand why someone would live in Alaska (beautiful
>>country, not too many people) & California (beautiful
>>country, too many people) but New Jersey???...but to live in
>>New Jersey and take shots at some (or any) other
>>state??????????
>
> by any act, error, or omission, I have, intentionally or
>unintentionally, displayed any breedist, disciplinist,
>sexist, racist,
>culturalist, nationalist, regionalist, localist, ageist,
>lookist, ableist,
>sizeist, speciesist, intellectualist, socioeconomicist,
>ethnocentrist,
>phallocentrist, heteropatriarchalist, or other violation of
>the rules of
>political correctness, known or unknown, I am not sorry and
>I encourage you
>to get over it.
>
>
>You have to understand that living in Jersey requires the
>constitution of a pit bull. That said you can understand why
>their sense of humor and politics is so tart. However the
>best that I can say about California is LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
>LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAND. No explanation will be offered
>or should be needed.
>Dennis


And the above coming from somebody living in "Minersville" PA...???

Bill Byles

dennis · Jan 10, 2004 06:26 AM

#6 source
>>>>Hey, Billy.
>>>>
>>>>This one is a bit funny, unless, of course,one
>>>>lives in California and loves it and her foibles.
>>>
>>>
>>>Paul,
>>>
>>>I can understand why someone would live in Alaska (beautiful
>>>country, not too many people) & California (beautiful
>>>country, too many people) but New Jersey???...but to live in
>>>New Jersey and take shots at some (or any) other
>>>state??????????
>>
>> by any act, error, or omission, I have, intentionally or
>>unintentionally, displayed any breedist, disciplinist,
>>sexist, racist,
>>culturalist, nationalist, regionalist, localist, ageist,
>>lookist, ableist,
>>sizeist, speciesist, intellectualist, socioeconomicist,
>>ethnocentrist,
>>phallocentrist, heteropatriarchalist, or other violation of
>>the rules of
>>political correctness, known or unknown, I am not sorry and
>>I encourage you
>>to get over it.
>>
>>
>>You have to understand that living in Jersey requires the
>>constitution of a pit bull. That said you can understand why
>>their sense of humor and politics is so tart. However the
>>best that I can say about California is LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
>>LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAND. No explanation will be offered
>>or should be needed.
>>Dennis
>
>
>And the above coming from somebody living in "Minersville"
>PA...???

by any act, error, or omission, I have, intentionally or
unintentionally, displayed any breedist, disciplinist, sexist, racist,
culturalist, nationalist, regionalist, localist, ageist, lookist, ableist,
sizeist, speciesist, intellectualist, socioeconomicist, ethnocentrist,
phallocentrist, heteropatriarchalist, or other violation of the rules of
political correctness, known or unknown, I am not sorry and I encourage you
to get over it.

Bill, So you live in california and your sensitive, pity.

billbyles · Jan 10, 2004 07:34 AM

#7 source
Dennis, so you live in "Minersville" PA and don't get out much.

Bill Byles