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LNeumann · May 03, 2004 09:06 AM

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I do volunteer work at a state high security prioson. This is supposed to be a true story, told to me by a guard yesterday and supposedly told to them during one of their briefings. Jay Leno would love it as one of his "stupid crooks" headlines.

A prisoner (at another prison)had devised a plan to escape by conceilinig himself in a laundry cart under all the dirty laundry. He had seen how very day they take this out of his prison by truck and every day they bring the clean laundry back. He also noticed how they didn't always check the contents of the cart.

So one day he climbed into the cart, covered himself up, and waited until they put the cart in in the truck. He waited in this cart while they drove out of the prison, made a short journey, and then hauled the cart out of the truck and left it at its destination. When all was quiet, he climbed out to find out that he was now...


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in the laundry room of another prison.

Hmm, I guess he didn't make a clean escape.

Leonard Neumann
Indianapolis, Indiana, USA