"Alright already!" says the genie. "Times are tough so now I am only granting ONE wish, so make it good, and none of this I wish I had three wishhes stuff because the union won't allow it."
"OK, let's see..." says the man. "I know! I have always wanted to see Hawaii but I get sea sick and I am afraid to fly. I want you to build me a bridge from california to Hawaii so that I can drive to Hawaii."
"Are you nuts!?! Do you realize the engineering, materials, and maintnace that wqould be required for a bridge from California to Hawaii? Absolutely not! I refuse! Pick something else."
"Well.. OK." says the man. "I want to understand women. I want to know what they think and feel and why they do the things they do. When I ask my wife what's wrong and she says nothing I want to be able to know what has her upset. When she is mad I want to know what will calm her and make everything OK. When she is sad I want to be able to know what will cheer her up"
The genie asked, "Would you like that two lanes or four?"