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peabody · May 31, 2004 04:25 PM

#0 source
A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at
Yellowstone National Park.

The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze.

When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air.

His request was approved and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him.

He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.

The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and photographers take photographs."

The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"


See Ya

Peabody

Jim Kraft · Mar 06, 2002 06:48 PM

RE: Bill Gates#1 source
Hey Scott; That Bill Gates has got guts to give a speech like that at a high school graduation. May his tribe increase. Thanks for posting this. Jim ( I love it too ) Kraft

Larry Full · Mar 08, 2002 12:18 PM

RE: Bill Gates#3 source
Jim --

Yeah, I saw this a while back and figured it was phoney. The point is that if you or I said the same things, the message flops. Pretending that Bill Gates said it catches people's attention. It is worth the lie!

Larry Full