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"Stay"

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jonuck · Jul 17, 2004 08:09 PM

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Stay!



I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever had fresh air.

She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and
saying emphatically, "Now you stay."

Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that I am a blonde (?), gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"