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Broken Lawn Mower

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shholt · Aug 02, 2004 06:33 PM

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Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept
hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in. Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point.

When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He
was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed me a
toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say he will be probably live, but it will be quite a while before the casts will be off.