Two Irishmen were asked to measure the height of a flag pole.
Paddy and Shamus spent days trying to figure out how to get a tape to the top of the pole to measure it but could find no way of doing it.
Paddy and Shamus spent days trying to figure out how to get a tape to the top of the pole to measure it but could find no way of doing it.
One day Shamus noticed that the pole was screwed into the base and could be removed so he said to Paddy.
" Why dont we unscrew the pole and then measure it and put it back up?"
Paddy replied, "Because STUPID, we have to measure the height, not the length "