DO NOT POST BEFORE READING THIS!!

LAST EDITED ON Dec-15-04 AT 07:09 AM (CST) by LNeumann (admin)
 
You may post any joke or puzzle here that you wish, even if it is not of a control line nature. However...

All jokes must be of a clean nature.
Do not post jokes related to sex, or which use foul or obscene language.

Also:
Do not post jokes that would be offensive to any ethnic group, religion, or mainstream political party.

"Offensive" is the key word. Certainly there are jokes that can be told about the Republicans, Democrats, Lutherans (I am a Lutheran), or us redneck white people that are funny without being offensive.

If you have a question about the suitability of a joke, ask yourself:

Would you would find it embarrassing to tell this joke to the pastor's wife at a church picnic?

Would any member of your church feel offended if your pastor used this joke in the pulpit?

If the answer to either question above is "Yes", do not post it here.

This section is for amusement and enjoyment only.

It is not here to see how far we can go before we get deleted.

I do not wish to delete your jokes (but I will if you violate the rules).