Ok two bonds and a brunet are stuck on an island. the first blond get's fed up and and decides to swim for it but she drows 30 feet from shore. the next blond decides to learn from the othes mistake and build a raft but about 15 feet from shore and drowns. Then the brunet decides to take the bridge
Ok A retired pirate walks into a bar with an eye patch, a peg leg, and a hook hand. a sailor greets him and asks, how did you get that peg leg and the pirate says, it got it bit off by a shark. Then the sailor says how'd you get that hook hand and he says it got cut off by another enemy pirate. The sailor then asked where did you get the eye patch and the pirate says, at the doctors office, na i'm kidding he said. I got it because my eye itched and it was my first day with my hook hand.
