A Fashion Alert:

A Fashion Alert: Middle-age and Stunt Flyer fashion faux pas

1. A nose ring and bifocals.

2. Spiked hair and bald spots.

3. A pierced tongue and dentures.

4. Miniskirts and support hose.

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.

6. Speedos and cellulite.

7. A bellybutton ring and a gallbladder surgery scar.

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.

9. Midriff shirts and midriff bulge.

10. Bikinis and liver spots.

11. Short shorts and varicose veins.

12. In-line skates and a walker

See Ya

You left out anyone who don't run a PA engine and tuned pipe.

bigiron

Marv:

That's a given!

See Ya

Peabody,

You should give up posting things on the "Humor" forum...your stuff is just not funny.

You forgot Lederhosen and an Aloha shirt!