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The blonde joke to end all blonde jokes.

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Ty M. · Sep 11, 2002 04:11 PM

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There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree lin the park tomorrow at 7 a.m.. Signed, the Blonde"
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown paper bag, behind the old oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note... "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"