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I am Old

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Warhawk · Oct 16, 2004 12:39 AM

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I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 by-pass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, and a nine inch long aneuryism in my aorta repaired.

I have lost all my teeth.

I've fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.

I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine.

I take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

I have bouts with dementia.

I have poor circulation and I hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

I can't remember if I'm 69 or 96.

I have lost all my friends.

But.....Thank God! I still have my driver's license!

Hawk

builditright · Oct 17, 2004 10:10 PM

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>Hoyt, the only thing left is to move to Florida.


Ouch! that hurt ()

Steve Scott · Oct 30, 2004 09:23 PM

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Anyone else notice that Walter moves down to FL then they immediately get hit by FOUR hurricanes?