It was a peaceful Sunday morning and the townspeople in the small, rural town were attending church services like they always did. Suddenly the doors burst open and in roars the devil atop a rumbling black cloud. There was fire and brimstone, lightning, and thunder. The churchgoers spilled out of the church, screaming hysterically. The devil was chuckling to himself as he surveyed his handiwork when suddenly he spied a solitary figure in the very front pew. The devil rushed to the front of the church and before him sat a slight, gray-haired, bespectacled gentlemen and he was yanwing in boredom. Inconceivable! "Do you know who I am?", he roared at the man. "Sure do", he replied. "Don't you know who I am?", asked the gentleman. "Well, no I don't" admitted the devil. "Well, I'm suprised", said the man "I've been married to your sister for the last 40 years."
Jim Womack