management lessons

>Lesson One:
> > An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing
>nothing. A small rabbit saw
> > the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you
>and do nothing?" The
> > eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat
>on the ground below
>the
> > eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
>jumped on the rabbit
>and
> > ate it.
> >
> > Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing,
>you must be sitting
> > very, very high up.
> >
> >
> > Lesson Two:
> > A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
>be able to get to the
> > top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
>got the energy."
> > "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
>droppings?" replied the bull.
> > "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked
>at a lump of dung,
>found
> > it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
>lowest branch of the
>tree.
> > The next day, after eating some more dung, he
>reached the second branch.
> > Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched
>at the top of the
>tree.
> > Soon after, a farmer promptly shot the turkey out of
>the tree.
> >
> > Management Lesson - Bull **** might get you to the
>top, but it won't keep
> > you there.
> >
> >
> > Lesson Three:
> > A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
>was so cold the bird
> > froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While
>it was lying there, a
> > cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the
>frozen bird lay there in
> > the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm
>it was. The dung was
> > actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
>happy, and soon began
> > to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
>singing and came to
> > investigate. Following the sound, the cat
>discovered the bird under the
> > pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
>him.
> >
> > Management Lesson -
> > (1) Not everyone who ***** on you is your enemy.
> > (2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your
>friend.
> > (3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep
>your mouth shut!
> > This ends your two-minute management course.
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