Dick Fowler · Oct 25, 2004 11:31 AM
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Having reached the appropriate age, Roger went to apply for Social Security last week. After waiting in line for a very long time, He finally got to the counter. The woman there asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
Having reached the appropriate age, Roger went to apply for Social Security last week. After waiting in line for a very long time, He finally got to the counter. The woman there asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized, to great dismay, that he had left his wallet on the nightstand in the bedroom. He told the lady that he was very sorry, but seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," he said.
At that point, she said to him, "Unbutton your shirt." he was confused, but opened his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and, with that, she promptly processed his application.
When he got home, he couldn't wait to tell my wife about his experience at the Social Security Office.
She listened to the whole story and then said, "You should have dropped your pants . . . you might have gotten disability, too."