"Rainman" Tultz and "Divot" Dick Fowler were at a local bar enjoying a a drink after flying a few weekends ago when they discovered the monthly charity raffle was ending that day and there were two tickets left at a dollar each. Of course they bought them.(definately, definately.)
Well the following weekend they stopped back in at the same place, talk about good luck , "Rainman" had won second prize which was dinner for two at a very nice local restaurant. "Divot" Dick wasn't quite as lucky, but he had won a prize, 10th place. It was a deluxe toilet brush.
Well last weekend we all stopped, after flying, at the same place again. All the regulars asked "Rainman" Tultz if he liked the restaurant. He said it was really great! "definately, definately".
I asked "Divot" Dick how he liked his new toilet brush. He said "not too well, I'm gonna go back to toilet paper" .........
"Straighten up and fly right"
Rog