ty marcucci · Nov 19, 2004 04:05 PM
#0 sourceSenior Pick Up Line.
An elderly gentleman, in his mid 80's, with hair well groomed, a great looking suit, a flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a very nice after shave lotion, and presenting a well-cared for image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
Seated at the bar, an elderly lady, mid 70's, also well dressed and attractive, is sitting alone.
The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says. . .
"So tell me, do I come in here often?"