ty marcucci · Nov 19, 2004 04:16 PM
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1. I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
2. (on the front) 60 is not old. (on the back) If you're a tree.
3. Darn right I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.
4. Buckle lup. Makes it harder for aliens to snatch you from your car.
5. My reality check just bounced.
6. Life is short. Make fun of it.
7. I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
8. I need somebody bad. Are you bad. (my favorite).
9. Physically pffffft.
10. We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
11. In God we trust. All others we polygraph.
12.My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone.