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Humor/Fun (Jokes, riddles, and puzzles) · 4 of 4 known posts recovered

Steven Yampolsky · Nov 23, 2004 04:13 PM

So,

I decided to take a look at my user profile, guess what it read? It said that I was NORMAL!!!!!

Steven Yampolsky

Remember, you really only need two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape

LNeumann · Nov 23, 2004 05:29 PM

#1 source

>So,
>
>I decided to take a look at my user profile, guess what it
>read? It said that I was NORMAL!!!!!
>
>Steven Yampolsky

>
>Remember, you really only need two tools: WD-40 and duct
>tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it
>moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape

Now Stephen, don't take this too hard, but what is normal on this board is a little different from out in the real world.

Basically, that means that you are just like all the rest of us, and that could amount to a big uh oh!

Steven Yampolsky · Nov 23, 2004 05:51 PM

#2 source

>Now Stephen, don't take this too hard, but what is normal on
>this board is a little different from out in the real
>world.

Darn! Here I was, getting ready to cancel my sessions with a shrink...

Steven Yampolsky

Remember, you really only need two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape

Phil · Nov 24, 2004 12:41 AM

#3 source

What? Cancel your sessions with your shrink??? You must be crazy...

Phil.....