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mrwhizkers · Dec 21, 2002 08:04 PM

A Riddle.....of sorts#0 source
I could only come up with one amswer to this one. I believe there may be other answers but I can't think of any. So........

What is the one thing no one can give you after you have asked for it?

denlip · Dec 21, 2002 09:17 PM

RE: A Riddle.....of sorts#1 source
another nutter butter peanut butter sandwich.....please!!!!!!!!1

LNeumann · Dec 21, 2002 09:23 PM

RE: A Riddle.....of sorts#2 source
>I could only come up with
>one amswer to this one.
> I believe there may
>be other answers but I
>can't think of any.
>So........
>
>What is the one thing no
>one can give you after
>you have asked for it?
>

A suprise (or some variation like something "I don't want to know, but now that I have asked for it I know?")


Leonard Neumann

mrwhizkers · Dec 23, 2002 10:05 AM

RE: A Riddle.....of sorts#3 source
Pretty close to dead center. Just saying surprise covers a little too much territory. If you just ask for a surprise, I expect I could give you one. In fact, the nature of the surprise could be the surprise itself. I was thinking of a surprise party.
If you got your "surprise" party ten tears from now the real surprise is why did they bother after all this time.

mogren · Dec 23, 2002 07:31 PM

RE: A Riddle.....of sorts#4 source
The Time??

mrwhizkers · Dec 26, 2002 06:51 AM

RE: A Riddle.....of sorts#6 source
>The Time??


Asking for the time doesn't keep someone from telling you the time. And, even though you might be surprised by the time, were you surprised that someone told you the time?

wallred · Dec 23, 2002 08:15 PM

RE: A Riddle.....of sorts#5 source
A new first impression?

Warren in San Diego

mrwhizkers · Dec 26, 2002 06:56 AM

RE: A Riddle.....of sorts#7 source
>A new first impression?
>
>Warren in San Diego


A "new" first impression? How do you go about getting a "new" first anything?