LAST EDITED ON Mar-02-03 AT 07:31 PM (CDT) by LNeumann (admin)
I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me here.
I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me here.
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I get the same effect just standing up really fast.
The closest I ever got to 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
Everyday I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive!
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.