The old man sat down on the end of the dock and prepared himself for a relaxing days fishing. He happened to look down and saw a large frog sitting on a lily-pad. The frog looked up at him and said, "pick me up, rub my belly and I'll turn into a beautiful young woman and we'll have wonderful sex together".
The old man picked up the frog and put it in his pocket! The frog poked it's head out and said," Didn't you understand me"? The old man said, "Of course I understood you, but at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog"!
The old man picked up the frog and put it in his pocket! The frog poked it's head out and said," Didn't you understand me"? The old man said, "Of course I understood you, but at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog"!