Steve Helmick · Jan 26, 2003 12:47 AM
#0 sourceTwo little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers
next to each other, outside the operating room.
next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are
you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and
I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I
had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and
when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-o and ice cream.
It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid replies, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had
that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.