> This young couple lived in a town filled with crime.
> After three neighbor's houses had been robbed they
> decided to get a guard dog.
>
> One day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I
> need a good guard dog."
>
> The clerk replied, "Sorry , we`re all sold out. All
> we have left is this little Scottie dog , but he
> knows karate."
>
> The wife didn`t believe him, so he said to the dog,
> "Karate that chair."
>
> The dog went up to the chair and broke it into
> pieces.
>
> Then he said to the dog "Karate that table," and the
> dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
>
> So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her
> husband, who was expecting a big guard dog. She
> told her husband that it was a terrific dog and that
> it even knew karate.
>
> The husband said "Karate my ***" and two weeks
> later he is still in the hospital.
> After three neighbor's houses had been robbed they
> decided to get a guard dog.
>
> One day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I
> need a good guard dog."
>
> The clerk replied, "Sorry , we`re all sold out. All
> we have left is this little Scottie dog , but he
> knows karate."
>
> The wife didn`t believe him, so he said to the dog,
> "Karate that chair."
>
> The dog went up to the chair and broke it into
> pieces.
>
> Then he said to the dog "Karate that table," and the
> dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
>
> So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her
> husband, who was expecting a big guard dog. She
> told her husband that it was a terrific dog and that
> it even knew karate.
>
> The husband said "Karate my ***" and two weeks
> later he is still in the hospital.