Coffee Shop Blonde

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "Peel and Win" sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming:

"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads..

(You're gonna love this)

W I N A B A G E L

Hey, Guy, I told you that was a lousy cover for your CIA job to take that boat out on the Alaska highway in the middle of winter. Even when there is no snow on the ground, those roads are slippery. And going down hill the boat will push you. And..and then you get your picture in the paper on top of it.

Well, fortunately, they only got the picture of the boat and the truck. I am sure the Feds worked out your cover so somebody else's name got in the paper. Next time they will change the color of the boat and the truck. But wait until the spring thaws, OK?