A team of Iraqi doctors called all forty-eight of Saadam's doubles to a meeting and announced that they had good news and bad news!
The good news was that Saadam was alive.
The bad news was that he had lost an arm.
Steven Yampolsky
"You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."