Fishing Story

THERE IS THIS MAN, 73 YEARS OLD, WHO LOVES TO FISH.
HE WAS SITTING IN HIS BOAT THE OTHER DAY WHEN HE HEARD A VOICE SAY, "PICK ME
UP." HE LOOKED AROUND AND COULD NOT SEE ANY ONE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS DREAMING
WHEN HE HEARD THE VOICE AGAIN, "PICK ME UP."

HE LOOKED IN THE WATER AND THERE FLOATING ON THE TOP WAS A FROG.

THE MAN SAID, "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?"

THE FROG SAID, "YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU. PICK ME UP AND KISS ME AND I'll
TURN INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND WILL GIVE YOU THE
MOST
WONDERFUL SEXUAL PLEASURES THAT YOU HAVE EVER DREAMED OF."

THE MAN LOOKED AT THE FROG FOR A SHORT TIME AND THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED
IT UP
CAREFULLY, PLACING IT IN HIS FRONT BREAST POCKET.

THEN THE FROG SAID, "WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS, DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? I SAID
KISS ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU SEXUAL PLEASURES LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HAD.

THE MAN OPENED HIS POCKET, LOOKED AT THE FROG AND SAID, "AT MY AGE I'D
RATHER HAVE A TALKING FROG."

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