Old Sourdough · Dec 24, 2003 04:00 PM
#0 sourceI like this one I just found.
"Laughter is what proves our humanity, and the ability to give a terrific party is a sign of true class.
When Moses came down from the mountain with the clay tablets, he said, "Folks, I was able to talk Him down to 10. Unfortunately, we had to leave adultery in there, but you will notice that Solemnity was taken out."
And that night the Israelites killed the fatted calf and drank wine and told bible jokes in celebration."
Garrison Keillor
The Old Sourdough
Ruksakinmakiak, Alaska, US of A