The other day, after I'd been horribly "Microsofted" in some manner, I went on a rant:
"I like to poke Bill Gates' eyes out and replace them with his testicles!" I proclaimed.
My co-worker, in his usual, subdued and controlled tone, said "now Larry, we needn't be THAT crude about it."
"Whaddya mean?" I asked.
"Poking eyes out," he explained, "we'd at least use a spoon to pop them out of their sockets.."
