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Jim P · May 21, 2003 10:56 AM

Stunt Judge#0 source
A local CL club wants to put on a big stunt contest so to do it right they hire a big time stunt judge from up North.
The contest starts and first flight, a locals Confederate Flag stick on decal falls off-seems it had been switched too many times between his pickup and airplane. Anyway the judge starts hollering that he is DQ'ed for losing an object in flight.

The flight ends and the flier comes over to discuss these events with the imported judge. While the judge is trying to explain his ruling, he notices a bunch of small flies buzzing all around his head. "What are these flies that are all around my head?" he asks the flyer. The flyer responds that those are circle flies. "Why, because they are around a flying circle?" asks the judge. "Nossir-it's because they always circle around a horses butt" "Wait a minute" screams the judge "Are you calling me a horses butt?" "Absolutely not" says the flier " I would never disrespect your position like that but those circle flies are mighty hard to fool"