Mr. Baxter goes to the family doctor's office to get his wife's test results.
The doctor say's "Well there was a problem with Mrs. Baxter's test results and I'm afraid I have bad news and worse new's".
"What in the world is so bad" ask's Mr. Baxter.
"Well" says the doctor "the lab also got some test results on another Mrs. Baxter in another town submitted by another doctor. The samples were switched around and they can't tell which sample is your wife's"
"So what's so bad about that"?
"One sample tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other tested positive for HIV. Again we just don't know which is which or what condition to treat your wife for"
"Can't we just run the test's again" asks Mr. Baxter.
"Well no" says the doc. "Your wife has an HMO and we liked to have never gotten them to approve the first test and they absolutely refuse to let us repeat it"
"Oh boy, that is horrible. What can I do?"
"The HMO came up with a solution for you. Simply drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't go to bed with her"
The doctor say's "Well there was a problem with Mrs. Baxter's test results and I'm afraid I have bad news and worse new's".
"What in the world is so bad" ask's Mr. Baxter.
"Well" says the doctor "the lab also got some test results on another Mrs. Baxter in another town submitted by another doctor. The samples were switched around and they can't tell which sample is your wife's"
"So what's so bad about that"?
"One sample tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other tested positive for HIV. Again we just don't know which is which or what condition to treat your wife for"
"Can't we just run the test's again" asks Mr. Baxter.
"Well no" says the doc. "Your wife has an HMO and we liked to have never gotten them to approve the first test and they absolutely refuse to let us repeat it"
"Oh boy, that is horrible. What can I do?"
"The HMO came up with a solution for you. Simply drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't go to bed with her"