Two Aggies were out driving when they noticed a sign at a gas station reading, "free sex with fill up of gas." Curious, the drove in, filled up both tanks on their pickup and went inside.
Immediately they asked the attendant about the program, and it was explained like this, "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10 and if you guess it correctly, you'll win free sex."
Immediately they asked the attendant about the program, and it was explained like this, "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10 and if you guess it correctly, you'll win free sex."
Almost without thinking the Aggie blurted out, "7!"
The attendant says, "Ah, man that was close, but I was thinking 9. You are very good at this game, so don't give up. Try again soon!"
Of course they left, drove all over God's creation, using both tanks of gas, and sputtered back into the station to try again. After filling up both tanks again, they tried their luck, and as suspected, they received a similar response.
While walking back to the truck, one Aggie said to the other, "Do you think this game is rigged?" to which his buddy responds, "NO WAY! My girlfriend won twice last week!"