This fellow walks into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what
he wanted it for.
He answered, "I want to kill my wife."
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what
he wanted it for.
He answered, "I want to kill my wife."
"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to
understand that under such circumstances I can't sell you any
Cyanide."
The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.
The pharmacist takes a look at the photo, blushes and replies,
"I am sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."