Let me say a few words about TEXAS!

A Texan and his bride were taking a tour of the Northeast. Their guide was a New Yorker, who liked to comment: "I bet you don't have anything like that in Texas!" The Texan took it all with very good humor, until they got to Niagara Falls. He and his lady were viewing the falls, properly awe struck, when the guide said: "I bet you don't have ANYTHING like that in Texas!" The Texan said "Noooo, but I know a plumber in Fort Worth that could fix that leak in about fifteen minutes!"