I'll give 'em a plug since I stole a group of their jokes
http://www.gophercentral.com/sub/sub-jokes.html
Real Signs and advertisements...
Signs In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
In the window of an Oregon general store:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"
In a Pennsylvania cemetary:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but
their own graves."
On a Tennessee highway:
"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is
impassable."
From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat
pocket:
"If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this
card, please tell a crew member."
On a Maine shop:
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible
prices and workmanship."
On a delicatessen wall:
"Our best is none too good."
Leonard Neumann
Indianapolis, Indiana, USA
