peacock

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to
the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours:
green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every
time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.

The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer,
never done anything wild in your life?

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Regards

Mike