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NOISE ABATEMENT

Humor/Fun (Jokes, riddles, and puzzles) · 6 of 6 known posts recovered

Uncle Mikey · Jul 28, 2005 07:45 AM

"Delta 310, for noise abatement turn immediately to heading 240."
"Center, we're at 35,000. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a DC-9?"

-Uncle Mikey

Ty Marcucci · Dec 14, 2003 02:05 PM

RE: More Unusual Facts#1 source

Now I know why most pigs seem to have a smile on their snouts (faces?).

Jim T. · Dec 15, 2003 05:54 PM

RE: More Unusual Facts#2 source

Bonobos, or pigmy chimps, also do sex for pleasure. Some say they are our closest living relatives.

Ron · Jan 05, 2004 02:42 PM

RE: More Unusual Facts#3 source

Only cats and humans kill for pleasure.

dennis · Jan 05, 2004 03:38 PM

RE: More Unusual Facts#4 source

only ants and humans wage war

Jim T. · Jan 05, 2004 09:13 PM

RE: More Unusual Facts#5 source

Chimps wage war; don't know how common this is, but it has been documented. One group of chimps systematically stalking and eventually killing all the members of another group. Bonobos, on the other hand, make love, not war.