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Male and Female Flies

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Gary Widmer · Sep 21, 2005 01:54 PM

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I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around the kitchen with a fly swatter.

When I asked if he had gotten any flies, he answered: "Yeah, five. Three males and two females."

Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered: "It's easy. Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."