Gary Widmer · Sep 21, 2005 01:54 PM
#0 sourceI stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around the kitchen with a fly swatter.
When I asked if he had gotten any flies, he answered: "Yeah, five. Three males and two females."
Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.
He answered: "It's easy. Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."