TALKING DOG

Guy is walking past a house when he sees a sign in the yard:
TALKING DOG FOR SALE - INQUIRE WITHIN.
Knocks on the door. When opened, asks the owner,
"Uh, can I see you, umm, 'talking dog'?"
Guy says, "Sure thing. C'mere, Spot. Talk for the man."

Ol' Spot clears his throat and says,
"It's been a great life. For ten years I was plant manager for Sterling Models. After retirement I was hired by the DEA to help detect drug shipments coming in from...well, that's classified, but I did get an award for my work there. Then I left that gig, found a nice home here and expect to live out my days in peace and harmony."

"Wow!", exclaimed the visitor, "That's incredible!!!"

Turning to the homeowner, he asked, "How much are you asking for this amazing animal?"

"Ten bucks", said the guy.

"TEN BUCKS? Why so cheap?"

"Because he's a d*mn liar....he never did ANY of that stuff."
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