A Cowboy walked into a saloon and immediately noticed it was empty except for the bartender.
"Where is everyone?" asked the cowboy.
"Gone to the hangin'", replied the grizzled barkeep, "They're hanging Paper Bag Bob today."
"Paper Bag Bob?" said the cowboy, "That's a mighty strange name. Why do they call him that?"
"He wears a paper bag hat, paper bag shirt, heck, he even has paper bag pants and chaps." replied the bartender.
"That's mighty peculiar," said the cowboy," What are they hanging him for?"
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"Rustlin'." said the bartender.
"Where is everyone?" asked the cowboy.
"Gone to the hangin'", replied the grizzled barkeep, "They're hanging Paper Bag Bob today."
"Paper Bag Bob?" said the cowboy, "That's a mighty strange name. Why do they call him that?"
"He wears a paper bag hat, paper bag shirt, heck, he even has paper bag pants and chaps." replied the bartender.
"That's mighty peculiar," said the cowboy," What are they hanging him for?"
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"Rustlin'." said the bartender.